Blah-Blah

August 26, 2008 at 10:22 am (My Words, My Notes)

During the 1st Term School Holidays, that was like… around 9th – 12th June [I know I am rather late, just be glad I'm writing this anyway. K? =P] I met this girl named … Oh God! O_O What was her name? It’s been two months, I can’t remember all this >_< … Anyway, for the sake of the story, let’s call her “Blah-Blah” =) During the holidays, my mom made me go to a Resort. I was pissed off at this first… You know? Who in the right mind would want to go out of the city and into an unknown place and be drowned underwater by my little sister under the scorching sun while you could be slacking off doing nothing at home =D ?

It didn’t suck that much because half the time I was watching some movies/animes brought from home ^_^ [Yeah I know, I am either VERY smart or a first-class idiot >_<] Point being : on the evening of the 2nd day, I was out by the beach with family contributing to Dhim [lil sis]’s definition of fun. Out of nowhere, A volley-ball came and hit the back of my head with such force and pressure I am pretty sure I would cursed out loud if it weren’t for what I saw next. Soft skin, so white it almost blended in with sand around her. [I am not gonna be all poetic with her looks >_> And so, check out my summarized version of how she looked] She was HAWT x 999 o_O and oh yeah, did I almost forget to mention that she was in her two piece the first time I saw her =P ? We shared a couple of words and verbs and adjectives and so on ^_^ She apologized for almost murdering me with her Volley-ball, and I accepted it. [Yeah I know, hot people can get away with ANYTHING o_o]

Anyway, I thought I would give my beloved [<-- That was not for the guys =P] readers a presentation of what all we had talked about then and there in the form of a dialogue. Please do know that, due to my very good memory, this is NOT exact and the wordings may very well be VERY different. Anyway, bad presentation is better than NO presentation right? So, here goes.

Her : *waves at me* Hey~! Sorry about that “^_^

Me : Oh, uhmm mmm uhh… [takes a while to input her hawtness] … tis okaiii … This must be yours *gives volley-ball*

Her : ^_^ Thanks.

Me : ^_^

Her : ^_^

Me : ^_^ … ^_^

Her : ^o) ? [what the hell is he staring at >_>]

*awkward —pretty long— pause*

Her : My name’s Blah-Blah =) Nice to meet you. You must be… ?

Me : Oh umm, I’m Dhanish, likewise ^_^

*hand shakes ^_^ [finally, i am GETTING somewhere >.<]*

Her : 15 going on 16. And you?

Me : Uhh, what? Oh yeah, I’m 14 going on 15 =) Close enough, don’t you think?

Her : *cute giggle* Yeah, guess’so… *glances at my mom who’s been staring at her with eagle eyes* With family?

Me : Yeah, annual family outing. How about you?

Her : With my uncle. We’re from … [I forgot the place as well >_< Let's continue anyway.]

Me : I am a local. ^_^

Her : I don’t see many Maldivians here.

Me : … Wonder why? … Anyway, I’ll be seeing you. See ya around. Looking forward to meeting to you again.

Her : Yeah,You Too. ^_^

Ok fine, that dialogue sucked, to hell with it >_< But hey, I am sure some of the smarter readers would get a vague idea of what went on and about … Yeah, I know, at first, I couldn’t mutter a single word … Just proved how hot she was =P Anyway, that all happened in the morning. Lets fast-forward a couple hours.

It was afternoon, the very same day =) I just had lunch, from the all-I-can-eat buffet ^_^ Three main-course servings all for myself if I remember correctly =D. Anyway, Mom and the others were planning to go to the sea AGAIN, after lunch. But I didn’t. I thought I had better stuff to do. So, to get to that, I went off to my room. On the way there, I had to cross the Swimming Pool, and there.. I met her again O_O Just as hawt o.O Again, in her two piece >.< Again, we shared some words =)

Her : Hi again.

Me : Oh, hi =)

Her : Will you be coming to the Pool anytime soon?

Okay now, this was a GOOD sign, a VERY good sign. This meant that she wanted to go swimming with me. Which means, 1) We would both be half naked. 2) We would both be ‘together’. 3) There would be touching. 4) Who knows what else could happen ;-) Best of all, this was with Blah-Blah, the ultra-hot FORIEGN chick. Anyway, when ALL these possibilities were in my grasp, guess what I did “^_^ ?

Me : Hmm, maybe. I have some stuff I need to get to.

Her : *frowns*

You must all be wondering what ‘this thing’ I had to do must’ve been, right? [Well, you are NOW, anyway =P] I wanted to watch this ANIME I had, called Tsubasa Reservior Chronicles. It was good, I’ll give it that. ANYWAY, please, before you come out at me with all your knifes and throw your keyboards into my webpage, please here me out (A) I know I know, It was VERY stupid of me. THE DUMBEST thing a guy could do. BUT, I guess … I just ain’t the type of ‘guy’ that’d just “go for it” ? You know? Reason being … 1) I want my firsts to be awesome [strict rule]. 2) She was just desperate =P 3) Something else to do with my morals against taking advantage of girls >.< I guess. Spare me, bro’s and sisters. I am just … too modest for my own good =/

Once again, let us fast-forward the day to night. Dinner-time it was. And as I had queued to get my first [of many] serving[s] for Dinner, she queues up right behind me. Imagine that >_> ? Anyway, from how it went, I think it was pure co-incidence. Because she didn’t notice I was her neighbor, AND reasons say that she wasn’t PRETENDING not to, either. Well, I was the first one to throw out the greeting this time.

Me : Blah-blah. We meet again.

Her : Hey =) You never came to the pool, did you?

Me : Sadly, no. I had to do something.

Her : Hmm… Are you done now then?

Me : Yeah ^_^ All done.

Her : After this, what are your plans?

Me : Dunno, slack around and eventually dose off in my room maybe? You?

Her : Heheheh. Same here, probably. It gets pretty boring though..

Me : Hmm…

Her : I live in Room No. 149 … [I think that was her number, not sure >_<]

Now, THIS was GUREAT x 2. She was “discreetly” inviting me over to her place. At first, I got shocked by this. This meant a lot of many awesome possibilities. We might have talked. We might have … made chemistry. We might have made out. We might also have ended up making … biology =P. Anyway, as hot as she was, I think it was either making out or making in. [If you know what I mean ;-) :-P ] Well, when all that was SO VERY possible. Guess what response I gave to that?

Me : Oh kewl, my room is 161.

STOP STOP STOP!!! DO NOT KILL ME o_O This was probably the stupidest response Man could ever think of. Honestly, I don’t think any Man could think about anything of the sort with such a Woman by his side. >.< But hey, I did it. Reasons : Even I am not sure =/ But hey, maybe the excuses I mentioned a couple of paragraphs before apply to this too. It’s just that, I am NOT GONNA touch/be half-naked with a girl who I barely know, EVEN IF she might a super HAWT chick who might be rather tempting o.o Let alone sex =P Sorry, to all those people who thought I am awesome at everything. But bro’s, this just ain’t the way I roll =/ ? you know?

Anyway by my response, she was all “WTF-ed” and then I left the queue with a “See ya later.” and enjoyed my 3.5 servings of dinner ^_^ The rest of the night ended with a rather ordinary flush. As in, lying down on this super-comfy bed, in this super-cool room, chatting on Mig until I dosed off for good.

The next morning, I realized some things which I am rather proud of. This “realization” has made me a better man in the long run. Because, if I hadn’t rolled the way I had in the next few hours that came, I wouldn’t be AS awesome as I am now. Well, I would STILL be awesome, but not THIS awesome =P … Here’s what happened :

After lunch, as I was crossing the pool to get to my room, I see her. She was in her two piece, yet again =P. She was on one of those .. bed-like-chair thingies reading a book if I remember correctly. Plan A of mine was to try and pretend I didn’t see her and just … walk across. AND THEN, she gets up from her bed-like-chair thingy and runs up to me. >_<

Her : Are you ignoring me or something? =/

I didn’t want her to think as such. And then, this is where I shed my cocoon and unleashed my total awesomeness =D Thus, Plan B took place.

Me : No. It’s not that.

*huge smile*

*grabs her hand*

Me : Come with me ^_^

And I ran, she ran with me. I ran with the wind, the leaves and anything else that was in the way. I had no idea why I came to this “Running” plan but … It seemed to be working. I was running, she was mystified, but running as well. So I guess I was satisfied. I took her to this… Old Jetty-like-place which was rather ancient and not used anymore. I visited the place on my first night on the resort. I took her there, solely depending on instinct. And well, I wouldn’t have believed it, but that place looked 10 times as good of a place than it had at night. With strong winds, the HOT Sun, and the Light Blue-y lagoon. It wasn’t far. If it was, we would be sweating like pigs right about now, at least I would be. But that won’t be cliché at all. Would it =P ? Yeah, I admit it, the move I pulled off. THAT was cliché. She LOVED the place. As she was admiring the beauty of the scenery, I was admiring the beauty of my scenery, which was her >.< Her, with her hair brushing against her face with the wind. o_o.

That didn’t last long either, WHY you ask? Blame it on my big mouth. I just had to say it.

Me : I have a girlfriend >_>

Although this maybe true NOW, this was a lie then XD But let’s just say, I needed an excuse for being such a Jerk :-)

She : I figured as much.

And then, she HUGS me. This kinda shocked me. and maybe even petrified me for a couple of minutes. I had a half-naked SUPER-hawt FORIEGN 15-16 year old ON ME :O .

The next few things, were just walking back, talking to her. This was cool, I had found total peace with her and was talking so normally with her like I would with any other girl. It was nice ^_^

Unconsciously I was walking her to her room, and then when I realized I got there, We shared our goodbyes and I hugged her back ^_^ It was nice. VERY nice. A refreshing experience. I left to Male’ in the next couple of hours that came.

Honestly, although I had missed on millions of opportunities on MANY possibilities I could have shared with her. I am still, rather satisfied with what I had accomplished =)

*Hugs to Blah-Blah* The awesome HAWT X 999 FORIEGN chick =D

A “reasonably” awesome adventure comes to its end. x] Comment.

11 Comments

  1. Crimson Solace said,

    I have soooo many things to say…..first of all let me repeat a couple of words quite a few times……WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF….and then…..UR GAY UR GAY UR GAY UR GAY UR GAY UR GAY UR GAY….AND….YOU HAVE A DIRTY MIND….YOU HAVE A DIRTY MIND….YOU HAVE A DIRTY MIND…..YOU HAVE A DIRTY MIND….YOU HAVE A DIRTY MIND….a girl in two peice gets too close to you and your thinking that she wants to nail you:P……ever considord this scenario?
    A girl comes on holiday with her uncle, shes pretty alone and bored, one day, she accidently hits a guy with her volly ball, been a nice girl, she goes over to apologize, she finds that the guy is nice and kinda cute….not staring at her things or trying to hit on her….and finally thinks…aah a friend….but then the guy pulls a lamo and leaves….she sees her again by the pool, and thinks it may be fun to throw a ball arnd with him in the pool….but then again the guy pulls a lamo…so sad…at diner she sees him and thinks….hmm guess I’ll go talk to him…but then near him thinks…uuuh he seemd really un-interested b4, but then guy speaks, girl gives room number thinking, he can come pik me up…go for a walk…talk and stuff like that….but he pulls the biggest LAMO…wich makes her go….wtf?…next time she sees him, been the nice girl she is, is sad cox she thinks hes ignoring her and go talks to him, then this guy runs of with her and says….I have a gf…she thinks….well I wasnt trying to be THAT kind of person, but I guess hes really loyal, thats nice…so to be nice said i figured…gives him a nice friendly hug…and so on
    and aff the damn time you were thinking, hot, sex….SHES ON ME…..shame on you….shame on you….tsk tsk….i thought u were much better then this.
    P.S….my sympathies to ur gfXD

  2. Sam said,

    Kozooooooooooooooo……………………….it was torture reading this blasted long passage of urs n ontop of that dialogues included……..n u made me read it……Damn u!
    First of all y the helll is ur mind sooo perverted?……………………..N u call telling a hot foriegn chick dat u hav a gal a refreshing experience………..Kiddo u r so wierd…..Oh n yes….if I rate your awesomeness for this incident out of 10 i’ll give u 0.5………*sarcasm meter is trying to run real high* so I’ll let u off here.If I say anymore u’ll kill me……My sympathies for u n ur gf….. U cox ur gf wud murder u for some of the comments in the post…(a normal girl wud do so….I dunno abt ur gf) Ur galfrnd for very obvious reasons…..*no offence to the cute girl* >.<

  3. Anew. said,

    I honestly have nothing to say. Nothing much xD
    Your guy friends would prolly go “DARKY YOU STUPID LITTLE THING!!! She was hawt!” etc.
    But whatever, right?
    There’s heaps of girls like that! She sounded slutty, anyhow =]

    That was long. My brain aches.
    I can’t smell it anymore.

    x.

  4. mysha said,

    omg they’re so mean :P lol

    the post was..interesting :) i can see why ‘your gf’ is mad though xD haha
    do you and blah-blah still talk :) ?

  5. Haiko said,

    i just spent all that time reading about your fantasies about a hot GIRL? you owe me.
    BUT i guess shes just a phantom now since your chances of seeing her again is zero. xD
    lets just hope ‘dead pleasures’ doesnt murder you =D

  6. Muffff said,

    dude.. just how hot are we talking about?
    and and are you sure you arent gay?.. if she was so hot you shoulda gone for it.. i mean comeonnn.. you guys could just fool around in the resort.. of course it wont be anything serious.. after you get back to male’.. it’ll be all over.. just some physical touches..teheh.. so you shoulda gone for it.. she was totally coming on to you!!
    oh well.. gay men xP

  7. Ihu said,

    Blah Blah!..hmmm i like the name :D

  8. SoE said,

    hhhehe frigging hilarious man ! glad you had fun.

    you didn’t by chance get the reasonably hawt chicks phone number did you :P kekekek

  9. ish said,

    loved ur writin, darks. tho u are like, totally dumb not to have gone after her :P but i thnk its better tht u did wah u did. it does make u more awesome XD

    cute blah blahs from u

  10. scandehhhhhhh said,

    dude what are you? an android? =D
    thats a compliment. i swear..

  11. gigi!! said,

    MAN DUDE!
    ur writing is hilarious :P its awesomeeee!
    the running part = ROFL. u just grabbed her and ran =’D
    SMOOOOTH :P

    muchos lovosss darky ^_^

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