My Dark Dominion

[Read Once Upon A Time... (Ch. 1 "The Eternal Slap") Before This]

And then this came along. This was last Tuesday. [6.5.2008] you know when, a friend comes to life, we’re supposed to remember their birthdays and wish them every time, until they die off? Well this was one of those days, yeah, a birthday =P. 6th May 2008 was my very awesome friend, Thuvey’s Birthday ^_^.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot, the Saturday before the last, my mother took away my internet connection because I needed to “study.” Even right now, as I’m typing this in, I’m still dwelling depressed on the fact that 50% of my life force is being held against my will Yeah, it sucks… Sucks big-time. What to do? The power of “Mom” is even awesome-er than will of us awesome chosen ones =/ I’m suffering through a world of no internet and losing my will to live day by day. I feel like one of those guys in South Park in the episode at which they lose all internet connections, because the main national “modem” was destroyed. >_< It was funny. But now that I’m in their position, it sucks too darn much.

Going back on topic, Tuesday came. And I had almost no way of contacting her. There was no way I could get online. Even if I did get online, there would be a 75% chance she wouldn’t be online. So I did the most expensive thing I could think of, but it had a higher probability of working out. I have a friend who could find chat-logs that were never saved into hard drives as long as we know the e-mail address and the password of the person we want to “hack.” Well, she is a “do-gooder” so she doesn’t hack people’s e-mail for her own entertainment or anything like that. And at first, she “didn’t want to hack mine because I was her friend.” But after a lot of phone calls and persuasion AND bribing [I won't tell you the amount as Thuvey might be reading this =P All I can say is that, It goes into the 'hundreds' digit... <_<] she said she’ll do it Well, after a lot of really fast typing of codes and blah-blah-blah which took 3 long hours… she finally found the phone number of Thuvey’s bro’s that Thuvey gave me one whole year ago o_O [Yeah, I was too lazy to save it back then >_>]

After I got her number, I needed a “girl” to actually make the call, cux maybe the ‘brother’ might mind the call [I came to this conclusion because I thought that if Dhimsha were to take a call for me, she would do it, but afterwards she would exaggerate the matter to the world and make life hell for me >_<] So I called my cousin sister, Inoue and told her that I was willing to give her a dinner from Olive Garden if she were to do my bidding. =P Then, everything went according to plan, she called her, passed the phone to me when she was sure it was her. [Inoue thought of that part ^_^"]

We talked. I wished her ^_^. It was nice. It seems she was celebrating her birthday with some of her friend-girls. And yeah she also said “I wasn’t expecting a call from you. :O ” [I called you because I knew you wouldn't think I would =P It was a "surprise" so to say. ^_^] And then I opened my big mouth and asked her if she wanted a gift >_< And she told me she wanted a f*cking iPod >_> And then I went “Wouldn’t you prefer a Kit-Kat =P?” When she told me she’d had enough chocolates already, I said PIZZAA =D and because I was at Olive Garden already, it was easy ^_^ I bought her a pizza, also bribed the delivery guy a bit so that he would deliver it early. [=P No, I wasn't desperate]

In the end, I was happy because I knew she would be happy ^_^ A good-night indeed. I slept the rest of the night off to wake up to tomorrow. [Last Wednesday =P]

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You hate me. I know. I hate myself too. I’ve told myself that I am too busy to spend the time to write all this. But when I started, all this seemed all too easy. Sorry. Maybe with time, I will learn my lesson. ^_^”. Anyway, a lot has happened these couple of weeks which I’ve wanted to write about. So let’s run through all that had happened.

First things first, this phenomena happened two weeks ago [30.4.2008] It was a Wednesday. Well, this is what happened; I had a last-minute headache before school so I skipped it. So well, I slept off three of the hours I had and chatted online for the rest. During my event of killing time, a friend of mine who I met online a couple of days ago showed up on my contact list. Well, I am not the kind of person who usually talks with someone I never knew or have no way of knowing, it’s always someone who knows someone I know, or someone I met once upon a time, or someone who knows me somehow.

Well, she was one of those people “who knows me somehow.” But this was weirder than that, she knew me so much … It almost freaked me out. I mean, I didn’t know anything about her other than her age, name, and some mandatory background information. It seems she knows me through my school. She was in grade 7 while I was in grade 5. Yeah, she’s two years older than me. >_<. And she is all, weren’t you the rather tall spiky head back then? [Yeah, I had rather tall spikes back then.. it was the "fashion" back then =P] And then she goes, I’ve seen you around lately, you have cool, long hair [Normally, I would consider this a compliment, but this time I was .. wierded out] Anyway, we talked quite a lot back then.. And then, that Wednesday she weirded me out even more :eyeroll: Guess what she did? No. Not that, it’s even worse. She proposed to me >_< … Yeah! She proposed to me. I was “wtf-ed” at first. But I knew she’d have feelings too. And I knew this might’ve also been a trick. So at first, I typed in my “We are good friends, we should stay that way.” essay. And then I typed some more of my “A Decent Denial” essays for her. But she denied my denial >_< She kept nagging an nagging and nagging on about how she found sanctuary by my side and all that. I had to do it =/ I rarely approve of this but … I just typed her a out-right, hurtful “No!” =/ And then, she cried and cried and cried [well, at least the emoticons did.] And then she disappeared [went offline.]

The very night, Mom invited me to go out shopping with her. And because I had nothing better to do I went. [Yeah, I'm mom's good little boy =P] And well, I was just in front of Sosun Plaza and just before we went inside, this Aminiya girl who I didn’t know at all came up to me and went “Hey Dhanish!” and I went “Hi … “ I was mystified and wanted to know her identity.. Just as she shaked my hand, I quietly asked her “May I know who you maybe?” [Those weren’t the exact words but you get the picture.] And guess what happens next? She slapped me right on the face o_O I was ”wtf-ed big-time”
[Before, you go on reading this, let’s give her a name. Shall we? I like the name “Lunar” do you? Anyway, let’s call her that for now. ^_^] And then she goes “It’s me, Lunar!!” and then I was all “ohhhhhhhhhhhh…” Then she ran off. Not exactly ran-off … She “marched-onwards” so to say. And as long as the paragraph maybe, all this happened in a matter of seconds.

After she left, I was still moaning on about the pain on my cheek I looked back at where mom was, and she was looking at me wide-eyed at the door. When I went in … she was quiet as we were inside a public shop but she was putting in awkward questions all the while. And when I went home, she was asking me the worstest of questions. She even told Dad about it. She was implying that I had done THE worst thing any guy could do to a girl [I’m sure you get the picture >_<] Dad didn’t believe her. But he had his suspicions all the same. Then I told them the truth. I told them THIS VERY truth. Dad couldn’t help laughing. But mom was more serious, she was all “You should be more careful of what you say to them, some are fragile, some go psycho.” She was right. And at the end of the day, even though the pain on the cheek was still there, I couldn’t help laughing about it and I ended up telling my friends Arky and Crimson about it. ^_^ It was a really LOL moment. For those of you who watched Season 3 of How I Met Your Mother, you could say it was a rather “Barney moment” XD =P.

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